How to distinguish a bad hotel from a good hotel? A good hotel provides wake-up calls that not just tell you when to get out of bed, but really wakes you up.

“Is this gluten free?” is actually a nonsensical question. Growing wheat, producing flour, baking bread, and running a bakery actually costs a lot of money. Some people just expect a free ride through their whole lives, and it’s annoying. The audacity…

You might think that at least cats are safe from street preachers and religious nuts, but that’s actually not the case. When it comes to spreading the lord’s message, crows are actually the worst offenders.

Have you heard of this weird viral trend that future generations will condemn us for? It’s called #CheeseChallenge. It involves throwing a slice of cheese onto an unsuspecting baby’s face. Don’t we live in truly glorious time? Aren’t we the greatest generation ever?

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Some doctors are brighter than others. This spinal doctor is totally incompetent and out of line. Removing a patient’s spine just to show him where the problem is – that’s just reckless and dangerous!

You have probably heard that you should not speak to the police without your lawyer present. But isn’t it unreasonable to expect presents for your lawyer from the police? The legal system is so confusing…

Conservatives really love their Bible and see Jesus as the moral compass that decadent liberals should follow. But conservatives also hate socialism. Kinda weird how that works out, isn’t it?

There are basically two most important things a waitress must do to succeed: pretending that customer’s dumb jokes are hilarious and tolerating their rudeness. There you go, that’s all you need to know to succeed as a waitress.

Asher Perlman is an award-winning comedian, writer, actor, and cartoonist. He’s also currently a writer and performer for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Very talented guy indeed. With a stroke of the pen and a dash of wit, he crafts hilarious single-panel comics. Scroll down to see some of our favorites!

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You don’t have to own a Ferrari to impress girls. You don’t have to lie about it either. You just have to be vague. It works every time.

Who else could better explain why homosexuality is unnatural than a priest who believes that snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

This should happen more often during job interviews. If employer can background check you, why shouldn’t you be able to background check them? It makes sense. It’s only fair.

It’s ok to dream. It’s even better to act upon it and actually pursue your dreams. Even if it means to quit your boring office job and start growing your own tomatoes. This picture will show you how to take that first brave step.

Artist Tommy Siegel draws funny and very true cartoons featuring candy hearts that resonate quite well with people because they show our hidden feelings which we might be scared to openly share with others. A lot of us would probably agree that we’ve had some of these thoughts running through our minds at least once or twice in our lives. Scroll down to check out our favorites and get Candy Hearts book on Amazon if this is your kind of humor!

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What it means to live a life with no regrets? It means that you live life to the fullest. We all have things we regret doing – or things we regret not doing. There’s one thing that you will never regret no matter how much time you spend doing it: arguing online with strangers about politics.