Trust me, dogs are worse. They don’t poo in a litter tray, they go anywhere. even while moving, so you have to pick it up in a thin plastic bag over a distance of say, a dozen feet. And preferably before the other dog eats it – because a single dog is a bad idea, you have to have multiples or they get upset and destructive. Then you have to carry it around, or pout it in your pocket until you get home, or to the next poo bin, assuming there are any nearby.

Trust me: a cat that poos in one place and buries it to cover the smell is a major bonus; you can dig it out with a small shovel, bag it, and bin it in seconds!

I can guarantee you that my dogs are cleaner than you are.

Indeed.

Even in the freezer?