You type how deaf people talk

Condemned? Where? (^ꇴ^ ) Totally sure, in actuality, ordained.
Heb. 9:1 says the First Covenant had ALSO ordinances of divine services. So the New Covenant has ordinances of divine services. If these aren’t it, what are & what is your justification?
The definition of idol is image of false or heathen god. These images are of Christ & saints. They count as the same; the definition of image is ‘properly, “mirror-like representation,” referring to what is very close in resemblance (like a “high-definition” projection, as defined by the context). Image (1504 /eikṓn) then exactly reflects its source.’ (Bible Hub definition.) Ps. 2:12 says Kiss the Son, lest He be angry, and ye perish from the way when His wrath is kindled but a little. How do you propose to otherwise kiss Him?
‘Obscene amounts of gaudy decor that they paid for by fleecing their flock’? You have priests confused with ‘Prosperity Gospel’ Protestants. The PEOPLE want their churches beautiful, filled with gold & icons. It’s all dedicated to God, but the people get to appreciate it. They give happily & of free will for that purpose. Churches have been this way from the start. Before that were the Jewish temples, similarly full of gold & images. It’s in Exodus, Kings, Ezekiel… Solomon’s Temple was gaudy & obscene? Oldest church & synagogue in the world, at Dura Europos, both still have icons on their walls. Older still, before church buildings were allowed, Christians held services in the catacombs: icons there too. God has commanded it.

I think you are mistaken. That sort of humor belongs on 9gag. Go back there, post lame virginity comments and never return to this place.
Kudos!