A mother so kind, so loved, so fine,
I spent all night, making her mine!

She would not stop, she did not care
She just kept saying ” I’m almost there”.

As the night went on and the climax closer,
We invited another, so we could spit roast her!

We came and we came, a wonderful mess,
Your mother so wild, I expected no less!

When we had finished your mother was glad,
It was then I knew I would be your new dad!