Let us explain gender equality to you, dear visitors. What is gender equality? It’s when you as a man is required to pull women’s chair out, hold the door open for her, pay for her, and be nice to her no matter what… while treating her like an equal.
Who would have thought that paying attention in school and not dressing like a prostitute would pay off? You didn’t. That’s why you won’t get the latest iPhone for Christmas. Only a dictionary and some clothes for you.
Zelensky better start a GoFundMe, because now US attention will be grabbed by the war in Israel which is very bad news for Ukraine. The Putin bots, fanboys and other useful idiots are probably in a good mood now.
Turns out there is an internet beauty trend to stick glitter into armpit hair and post selfies on Instagram using #GlitterPits tag. We truly live in a wonderful time where the Earth is dying and people are keeping to kill it even faster by filling the environment with microplastics because they like to stuff colorful glitter in their armpits for internet clout.
If you have been looking for the best joke ever, you have come to the right place. If you didn’t laugh at this picture, you are most probably dead inside.
Why use sentences like “I love you” or “you’re beautiful” when you can say the same thing with a sexy GIF? Here are the best sexy GIFs ever made, just scroll down and choose the one you like the most!
Serious question: do you have any idea why every hotel has a cuck chair? What’s a cuck chair? Cuck chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. It’s a mystery why hotel owners think that these chairs must be placed in every room, though. Check it out for yourself next time you have a vacation and are staying in a hotel.
It’s finally October so here’s a Mariah Carey defrosting meme to remind you that the holiday song “All I Want for Christmas Is You” will start playing in public places increasingly more and more as Christmas approaches as if Carey begins to defrost some time around Halloween.
The struggle is real, ladies. While you spend a fortune for a special shampoo for each of your eyebrow, men enjoy men’s 13 in 1 shampoo that can be used even on cars or carpets.
Instagram account @FuturismCartoons publishes futuristic cartoons that who their vision of the everyday life of tomorrow. You can also get a printed book on Amazon with their best single-panel comics. The fact that they sell it on Amazon is kinda ironic because they are making fun of Jeff Bezos and Amazon in their cartoons. Anyways… please scroll down to check out our favorites!
Joking about religion is really tricky. If you joke about Judaism, you may get into trouble for being labeled as an anti-Semite. If you joke about Christians, they get angry than nobody ever jokes about Muslims. If you joke about Muslims… well… you get into all kinds of trouble. So the safest approach is to joke about all religions at the same time.
When someone says that he or she is praying to their ancestors, they might think that they’re are talking to spirits. In reality they’re talking to a weird creature that lived in a pond and flapping their little stupid fins without understanding a single word.
All plants would probably enjoy a tasty meal of liver if they could. For those who don’t get the joke – the plant you see in this picture is Venus flytrap, carnivorous plant notable for its habit of catching and digesting insects and other small animals.
Ping pong table at work, gobbling down pizza with coworkers, company team building sports activities, casual Fridays… you name it. Employees will do anything but rise wages.
What would happen if babies could gain muscle mass really fast and baby bodybuilding competitions were real? Thanks to the mighty artificial intelligence image generators, we can see that it would look even weirder than professional female bodybuilding which unfortunately is 100% real.
