Hunting is going out of fashion and even those who used to hunt animals are switching to vegan hunting. The future is looking bright for wild animals.

Got to admire his love of books. Reading 1984 books would take around 15 years. Since all of those are his favorites, he probably sometimes read them more than once. Amazing.

Meet Anthony Smith, an illustrator who creates comic strips that are like a delightful collision between a cat’s life, dog daycare, and a comedy club. If you’re a pet owner, you’ll definitely find these cartoons funny and highly relatable. Scroll down to see the best examples and check out Anthony’s book Learn To Speak Cat: Fake Mews for even more!

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Team DD/MM/YYYY all the way! All other formats make no sense. Americans should switch from MM/DD/YYYY and also switch to metric system while they are at it.

What’s your reward for being a loyal customer? Increased bill for being dumb enough to not jump service providers to get the best deal each time. You’re welcome!

It’s a well known fact that Polish names are generated by putting a cat on keyboard and accepting whatever gibberish is generated.

Here’s a funny gallery of worst mascots ever created. When looking at these abominations, only one question comes to mind: “What the hell were they thinking by approving this crap?!”

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Common sense helps anyone understand zodiac signs are bullshit. It’s not based on any kind of evidence. Just take full responsibility of you shitty personality. It’s all your own doing.

Going to jail is much better than going to Yale. Sure, it might not be what your parents envisioned, but hey, think of the life experiences! Plus, you’ll never forget to lock your door again. Talk about practical knowledge!

People who are great at their job get rewarded with even more job and unpaid overtime. Only total suckers give 100% at their corporate job hell. Never give more than 50%!

I know exactly what this poor person mean by searching “help, I accidentally built a Jeep” on Google. One of my friends accidentally built a jumbo jet. He didn’t know what to do either until someone advised him to see a psychiatrist.

Poking fun at horrible British teeth will never not be funny. The creature in this British fish meme is a real fish, it’s not photoshopped. It’s called sheepshead fish. In order to break through the hard shells, sheepshead use their uniquely strong teeth. Sheepshead teeth look eerily like human teeth, and perform the same function of grinding and masticating a tough omnivore’s diet.

Tired of feeling like a rabbit every time you reach for a plate? Say no to kale and liberate yourself from the tyranny of leafy greens! By avoiding kale, you’ll save both your taste buds and your wallet, steering clear of the enviable glares of kale enthusiasts and dodging those unsolicited lectures about the benefits of gobbling down this green garbage!

Have you ever wondered if you are ugly? How to know for sure? Here’s a great idea: ask your mom! Mothers always know best.