Confucius was a Chinese philosopher who is traditionally considered the paragon of Chinese sages. Confucius’s teachings and philosophy underpin East Asian culture and society and are called Confucianism. One of his most profound quotes goes like this: “The wise man poops on company time. The foolish man waits until his break.” Very true, indeed.
This gallery of funny boat names is so full of stupid puns that it’s pretty obvious dads named them. Scroll down and use this gallery as an inspiration for a name for your own boat, if you’re thinking about buying one.
You have probably wondered what is the greatest joke ever. Wonder no more! You have come to the right place! This! This is it! The greatest joke ever goes like this: “Waiter, my soup is cold. It’s gazpacho. Gazpacho, my soup is cold!” Hahahahaha!
These students brilliantly nailed their funny yearbook quotes, forever to remain heroes of their class for their ability to make everyone laugh with just few sentences. Scroll down to check them out and let us know in the comments below what yearbook quote you used!
Some people thing that honesty is the best policy, but then they get all offended when dealing with brutal honesty. People are weird, they don’t really know what they actually want.
Always be prepared to answer any question in more than two ways. Using words is OK, but it’s nice to also describe yourself with a beautiful dance. It will help you to nail every job interview. Follow us on Google News for mote job hunting tips and tricks!
If this smoking meme makes you sure of one thing it’s that this guy clearly needs to change his doctor. Who even smokes coffee? What kind of gibberish that doc is talking?
Jon Adams is a very talented cartoonist from San Francisco who creates brilliant The New Yorker style single-panel cartoons about the illness called the human condition. Scroll down to see our favorites and don’t forget to check out his book on Amazon! It’s called “Send Help!: A Collection of Marooned Cartoons” and it’s an essential addition to any coffee table collection.
If they can sell you furniture that you have to put together yourself, they surely would enjoy this cake. It perfectly captures the spirit of IKEA!
Are you looking for the perfect Halloween costume idea? You’ve come to the right place! Try to be mentally stable for this year’s Halloween. No one will know it’s you.
With brilliant quotes like “The best things in life are actually really expensive” and “True love is when two people lower their standards just the right amount” this calendar is perfect for people who practically shudder at the sight of uplifting inspirational quotes we often see on Instagram. Scroll down to check out some of the best examples from the creators of Unspirational 2024 Day-to-Day Calendar!
This must be pretty much how it all started. If only our ancestors payed more attention, we might live in a much more peaceful world today.
Isn’t Astronomy fascinating? You can learn so much about the universe around you! For example that your life is meaningless in the grand scheme of things and that your dreams are as dead as stars that you see in the night sky.
It either happened like this or because men were thinking so deeply trying to figure out why their girlfriends were mad at them that they unlocked new ways of interpreting reality.
Bees don’t judge, they don’t care how rich or poor you are, how tall you are or how much you weight. Bees accept you as you are. Bees are so much better than humans!
