Twilight is better than Harry Potter! There is no doubt about that. Here are 10 facts that prove it 100%. Scroll down and see for yourself!
Twilight is better than Harry Potter! There is no doubt about that. Here are 10 facts that prove it 100%. Scroll down and see for yourself!
-_- This article is one of the dumbest things I have EVER read!
That moment when you can’t tell if 90% of the replies are trolling or serious. *squints eyes and scratches head*
Sirius was mentioned in the first book, Hagrid said in the first chapter that he brought the motorbike from him.
Dear, dear, some of the muggles got their facts wrong, didn’t they? Who’s up for a game of Quidditch.
P.S. Potter is a very bad name indeed.
Idiot.
Omg how dare you! Next time find a picture of jk instead of Jennifer Anniston , the box for the books is designed especially for the books. Sirius black was created WAY before twilight , harry potter is NOT telling kids to smoke weed or whatever it is telling people to stand up for what is right , twilight just tells teenage girls to find a man , drop out of school and get pregnant and the title has a lightning bolt in it because Harry’s scar is a bolt of lightning . Get off the internet without learning your facts. Oh and go back to school and come back when you’ve learnt to spell
Exactly she just dissed her own story. And JKR is a very good person. Are u aware she lost her billionaire status because she donated so much money to charity?
I know! It’s Jennifer Aniston!
Trust no one.
By that I mean don’t trust this stupid person.
Or any Twilight fan.
Or Meyer.
Trust all Potterheads.
End of story.
Oh my god this is hilarious. If this isnt a joke I have no faith in humanity.
It is spelled You spelled serious in the adj. form his name is spelled Sirius Black plus the twilight books came in 2005 where as the 3rd harry potter movie (after the books) was in 2002/2003 who is copying who huh? The picture you supposedly put up for j.k Rowling is not j.k Rowling. J.k Rowling has an imagination beyond belief she created a whole different universe as in your twilight writer is also quite creative but sexy vampires seriously?! Plus I write a lot too I rock when I right papers and I have j.k Rowling to thank for showing me to expand my imagination. Thank you j.k Rowling for my childhood
Dobby doesn’t want this master anymore. Master is obsessed with sparkly vampires and glittering fairy princesses! I shall take a sock from master’s room myself, if you don’t mind.
I have lost hope in humanity. Siriusly. If people grow up reading this shit, I don’t give a shit for what they’re gonna be when they grow up. And I think we all know you got a C for writing like Stephanie Meyer. BLEH!!!
You gave pointless arguments.
The only reasons you gave were baaed on your opinions, not facts.
#1
Your first argument is pointless and stupid. It has NOTHING at all to do with the story.
The Harry Potter boxed set looks neat and clean as well, only in a more vintage way.
By the way, we Potterheads DON’T believe in wizards. We just like the series.
Oh, and also, pirates exist.
#2
HARRY POTTER COPIED TWILIGHT?!
Yeah right. Sirius Black came even before Jacob Black. If you ask me, it was Meyer who copied Rowling, not the other way around.
#3
How can you say that? They’re just title designs, which have NOTHING at all to do with the story.
#4
The hidden meaning in titles? WTH?
Harry Potter has NOTHING at all to do with pot or being hairy or all that shtick. It’s about a wizard named Harry Potter. Thus, the title. *smacks face*
#5
Stephanie Meyer isn’t flawless. She’s human, just like all of us.
And that’s not JK Rowling.
Have you even read the series yet?
Your arguments are invalid.
you seriously are a troll..i am not an hp fan,but i do think you are a troll..the things you posted are baseless
I cant write a list to tell you how wrong you are because i don’t have a paper that is big enough!
All the facts that you just stated are wrong!
Clearly your reading twilight while sitting in a mental hospital!
Yeah, K is for Kathleen, which was her grandmother’s name.
I agree
Also, pirates DO exist.
Yeah, but just… Don’t be mean.
twilight’s fans have pointless arguments to make it better than harry Potter
Or Meyer managed to copy JK, I mean, you have all the reasons of similarity and another reason which is that JK’s book came out first. I don’t believe Meyer copied JK, but if this is your logic, it backstabs you.
F.Y.I Twilight was written after Harry Potter Get It Right! TWO Serious Black is WHITE In the BOOK, THREE just because his name is BLACK doesn’t make HIM BLACK racist! BTW Neither is JACOB BLACK BLACK his Native American!
One major thing…the first Harry Potter book was published in 1997 whereas the first Twilight book was published in 2005! Before posting stuff like that please check your facts first.
Here’s a note: wizards may not be real but neither are werewolves and vampires
Did anyone else notice the numbering? There was #1, just a hash tag, then #5, then the rest were just hash tags. Editing fail to the max
Bellatrix, it seems that I have a use for you after all…
I like Harry Potter and Twilight both equally
Next time be careful what pictures you put that’s jennifer aniston
1: Why would you judge Harry Potter by its box set?
2: Harry Potter came out before Twilight, so there is NO WAY that JK copied Smeyer.
3: The logos? Siriusly?
4: WHAT? I’m a gigantic fan of HP and I don’t smoke pot!
5: That is NOT JK! THAT’S JENNIFER ANNISTON!!!
What is wrong with all the Twilight fans?
You can defend your fandom in public all you like, but it just reflects upon your character. I am a Potterhead, and I can see you meant well for the Twi-Hards, but you need to base your argument on facts. Also, correct grammar may help you in the future.
You misspelled elegant, Sirius, swirl, authors, and that’s Jennifer Aniston, not J.K. Rowling. Good day to you.
twilight stuks harry potter is WAY MORE INTERESTING an dit has more fantasy
“Harry Potter” was first published in 1997. That trash of a book “Twilight” (just typing the awful name makes me sick) was first published in 2005. So, OBVIOUSLY J.K. Rowling copied from a book that didn’t even exist. “J.K.” DOES NOT stand for “Just Kidding” The J is for Joanne, but when the books where published, Female Authors were not exactly popular.
I was thinking the exact same thing
I think I have just found my new best friend, you are a genius
You rock.
OH PLEASEEE!! WHOEVER WROTE ALL THIS.. KNOW WHAT?? HARRYY POTTER BOOKS ARE LYK 10000000 TIMES BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!! WANNA KNOW SOMETHING EVEN BETTER?? UR OWN HERO EDWARD CULLEN A.K.A ROBERT PATTINSON LIKES HARRY POTTER MORE… HE PLAYED A PART IN HARRY POTTER.. THE BOOKS.. THE STORIES… AND EVERYTHING THERE ISS JUSTT AWESUMM!!1
1: Pirates are real.
2: That’s a trunk.
3: Harry Potter started in 1997 and twilight started in 2005 (plus I don’t care if Stephenie might of copied Rowling. Honestly that is really getting annoying.)
4: That squiggle on the P stands for Harrys scar.
5: That picture doesn’t even look like Jo.
6: Please don’t be mean to us Potterheads. Just keep your opinion to yourself because we all love different things.(:
I’m not the types of person to say mean things, but I think these reasons are the only thing that you could come up with and they are not very good. I’m a Potterhead. Maybe Meyer was inspired? I dunno. But remember: Only Harry Potter will live on forever. :)
In reason 4, you insulted every single Harry in existence. So, yeah.
Oh my gosh! Twilight is better than Harry Potte! I mean, sparkly vampires TOTALLY beat wizards. And all the villains are better too! Who wouldn’t want fairy princesses as villains? *sarcasm*
I agree with you IAmRaging. I may be muggle-born but the person who wrote this must be worse than the Dursleys. Avada Kedavra her and be done with.
Well said Hermione! And by the way, Sirius beats this Jacob black, don’t you agree Harry?
You’re right IAmRaging. And by the way, Avada Kedavra this TwiHard while you’re at it.
Ah.
You little idiot! Dumbledore quoted
‘It does not do to dwell in dreams’ and the stupid idea for Twilight came to that author in a DREAM. Maybe when your teacher was insulting you. It would do if you even read Harry Potter. Maybe it will enlighten your Twilight-Obscured mind.
Sincerely,
Insulted and amused at your stupidity,
Random internet searcher.
Harry Potter was made before Twilight. Meyer (she who should not be named) copy write the Clearwater surname and basically made Sirius Black into a non realistic werewolf. The treasure chest detailing for a box is to make it stand out from just another book holders. The Lightning scar was used in the title as a logo of some type. J.k. Rowling sold more than 450 million copies of Harry Potter and her least sucessful movie made 90 million dollars more than twilight’s best movie. We have theme parks while you do not. Actor of Edward (Robert) said he hated twilight and he was in Harry Potter first so you all got a hand me down actor. POTTERHEADS FOREVER! I also say that I am a DEATHEATER that will be taking on some twilight lovers.
Preach
Totally agreed
Dear Potterheads,
Help SOS! Help back us up on this arguement! A person has ruined a Potterhead’s experience. Time for the girl Marauders to fight back. FORTIS, BELLUM, LUCEM BACK ME UP!
No u r not Name
I believe Kathleen was her grandmother’s name. Was it?
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore *Climbs in magical rocket to pigfarts*
Ms.Bellum, Mr.Claws, Mr.Wolfie, kindly help me explain Twilight is evil and Harry Potter is awesome. Marauders next generation attack!
Harry Styles? Where the heck did that come from?
steph copied jk nt other way!!!
YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH YOUR STUPIDITY. I don’t mean to be offensive or mean but Twilight came out years after Harry Potter.
Unless J.K Rowling saw into the future, she couldn’t have copied Twilight.
And Twilight being compared to Jesus?? You’ll have better luck comparing God to Satan. Also the treasure chest which is A TRUNK is really cool and creative while twilight is boring and plain. J.K Rowling is awesome and Harry Potter too. So please keep hate to yourself. I totally understand why you got a C, even shocked that you didn’t get an F because of how you write…
No offense, I understand your obsession but keep it under control.
Thank you!!! I thought this article was a joke from how dumb it was!!
That not jk rowlings…
What rabbish!!! Harry potter is best in all ways and twilight copied from harry potter. For that “AVADA KEDAVRA” and this is for all twihards…
Then who..
Sooo stupid! I’d you havnt noticed the Harry Potter books started way before twighlight…. And about the book covers at least they are creative!
Wonderful satire!
Honestly, we are more awesome than those stupid disco balls called vampires. We came before they did and if anyone was copying anyone it would be the Meyer lady. – Moony, Prongs, and Padfoot
There is literally no way to describe your stupidity. Robert Patinson (I think I spelled it wrong, sorry) said that he would much rather play Cedric again than Edward. Even my rabbits disagree with you.
You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Look at this! It’s Rocketship Varnsworth! Starkid Varnsworth Moonshoes Varnsworth! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!
AVPM, AVPS, AND AVPSY RULES!
You failed miserably at comparing the two books. FYI Taylor Lautner isn’t black either so it works both ways. Meyer has an utter lack of talent which is probably why you got a C, you aren’t marked down for being late. Sirius Black was first mentioned in HPATPS in 1997. When Meyer, you spelt it wrong at some point, hasn’t even thought of Twilight then. Pe-channas
Lol troll, all of these are irrelevant. You got a good reaction out of people though. :)
I have no idea as to how I should respond. You compare harry potter and twilight and conclude that twilight is better? Shall I point out the thousand faults in twilight? Vampires can’t reproduce. And Harry promotes bad hygiene? There is a Harry Clearwater too in twilight. Meyer doesn’t understand the term werewolf! They only transform during the full moon because of the gravitational effects the moon has on earth! Bella is nowhere close to being independent. She is dumb and hopeless and has no idea that she is surrounded by weirdos!!!
Sincerely,
A Patterned.
P.S That is not J K Rowling.
Im sorry maybe you were dropped when you were born,but HARRY POTTER WAS CREATED BEFORE TWILIGHT! the books were written before you were born this has to be the stupidest post ever seriously promoting POT!? Twilight is so stupid and has no plot!
that’s Jennifer aniston
Thanks for posting these on your blog! These are hilarious!
Looks like someone has taken the crazy pills
Well said!!! Btw I think the picture is of Jennifer Aniston…
u r so write u r my roll modell
JUST KIDDING.
I disagree with everything you said.
5 is completely invalid and I’m a potterhead. I’m sorry, but the country has nothing to do with it. I love point number though.
HAHAHAHAHA! I could not avoid laughing at this! I do not consider myself a Harry Potter fan. However, I find this posting insulting. The only explanation I can give to such stupidity is that the author purposely created this to attract attention and gain comments.
Everyone pointed out all the mistakes this has, so I will not get into that.
My advice for next time,as my professor says: “Wikipedia is not an acceptable source.”
#BOSS
Where to begin?
Starting with the first one:
1:The Twilight box set is dull and boring, with no connections to ANY of the books. The Harry Potter’s box set’s are creative, with Harry’s trunk, symbolizing that you are about to enter the magical world.
2:Sirius Black was named for the constalation. Jacob Black was not only copied, but BADLY copied. And Gary Oldman isn’t black, but last time I checked, Taylor Laughtner isn’t exactly chocolate.
3The Harry Potter title symbolizes the magic and wonder in the series, with the ‘P’ symbolizing Harry’s scar, and is much more recognizeable than Twilight’s box-like logo.
I’d go on, but I think that I’ve made my point.
I wonder if these twihards inherited Meyer’s stupidity…
LE&SS congrats on successfully being trolled!
Yes. Just Yes.
Twilight is better than harry p….HAHAHA!!!
Nice bit of trolling. Anyone who prefers twighlight to HP is a bit mental
Ok, being Mormon, the part about Jesus was downright offensive, as previously stated, Harry Potter came before twilight, which switches every thing you said about Harry Potter copying Twilight flipped, and all the vampires are more like fairies, for instance, vampires burn in sunlight, were wolves cannot chose when to change, but have increased senses and strength compared to normal humans when it is not the full moon, and wolfed out werewolves are beastly half human half wolf beasts. The TL werewolves are more like skin walkers. Finally, It is one of my dreams to see TF2’s pyro Burn the whole Twilight franchise. Also, PIRTES ARE AWSOME
Sirius Black was not a werewolf. He was an animagus who turned himself into a black dog. It was Remus Lupin who was the werewolf.
Well said. BTW Harry Potter was written first. Twilight is the copy
They do realize that Harry Potter was published a decade before the Twighlight series? Also, Jacob black is an animigus, not a werewolf.
Also, JK made up a sport, animals, characters(with actual character), and countless spells. Meyer made old legends a joke.
I BEGG YOUR PARDON ARE YOU ILL? IT IS A TRUNK YOU IDIOT, TWILIGHT IS ABOUT A SPARKLING FAIRY AND A GIRL WHO IS SO ANTIFEMINIST I CRIED. AND I MUST SAY TWILIGHT CAME OUT YEARS AFTER HARRY POTTER AND QUITE FRANKLY, I WOULD FIND IT RACIST IF SIRIUS WAS BLACK! Dumbledore did say “It does not do to dwell on dreams” WELL THAT IS WHERE STEF GOT HER IDEA. HONESTLY I AM GOING TO PRETEND I NEVER READ THIS, IT IS SO SAD
I agree, but as far as I know, there is no Harry Clearwater, only a Penelope Clearwater.
Okay, I’m hoping this is a troll, because if it isn’t, then the world is going to fall apart.
OK really? Millions of people read Harry Potter. Odds are at least one of them has a drug problem. I bet a thousand galleons that at least one Twihard does drugs too.
DOBBY!!! YOU… (spoiler here) SURVIVED!
I cracked up at that.
Pirates were actually REAL!
is she trolling… i legitimately can not tell if she is trolling or not
guys don’t be to harsh like when I watched the first Twilight movie I went into the “Twilight trance” but after reading Harry Potter and remembering why I even hated Twilight in the first place I went back to being a Potterhead.
oh apparently sparkling vampires are now way more realistic then wizards
1. pirates are real you should read something other than sparkling vampires diaries
2. yeah and justin is black hah in you’re dreams he’s like asian
3. it stands for harrys scar and you will know nothing by looking at the writing on The Twilight covers
3.ukm you do know Twilight is a drug
4. If i said I love J.K.’s books you’d know who it was but if I say Stephine makes awesome books they might say Stephine Brown?